99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers
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99 Reasons to Hate Cats is for cat lovers - and those who manage to just peacefully coexist. You'll find yourself and your cat (or cats) in the pages of this fun, funny cartoon book. It shows the many ways our feline friends can make us smile, laugh and be driven a little crazy.
Here are a few of the lovingly documented reasons to hate cats:
Reason 12: Waking up in the morning before you do
Reason 19: Thinking every can is full of tuna
Reason 33: If you were small enough, they'd eat you.
Reason 56: Throwing up in just the wrong spot
Reason 91: Every chair is the cat's chair
All of the reasons are inspired by daily life with real cats. Short biographies of each of the felines who inspired the art are included in the back of the book.
Each of the 99 reasons are amusingly illustrated with original cartoon art. The images are simple, expressive and appeal to young and old alike. Illustrations are shown in color on your Kindle app (on iPhone, iPad and Android), Kindle Fire and the Amazon Cloud Reader.
(a.k.a. Booger) Angel was a stray kitten my wife and I adopted before we were married. The orange tabby was sickly in her earliest days and we nursed her to health. Bottle fed and adorable as a kitten, Angel grew to be a petite cat with an ironic given name. Her nickname, Booger, was more apt with her attitude toward other cats and human beings. Angel has since passed on but her legend continues. Moses (a.k.a. Fat Boy) My wife and I adopted Moses as a teenage cat as “company” for Angel.
weekend and took the little furballs with us. My parents adopted a black and white kitten from that litter who turned out to be one of the greatest cats ever. Fluffy (a.k.a. Fluffimus Prime) In a weak moment, I allowed a new kitten into our home. With our son growing older, my wife and I thought he would benefit from having a pet of his own. Fluffy is a petite, black and orange tortie who is my freshest inspiration for a sequel to this book. She has also become the best friend and playmate
11: Fighting at 4 a.m. Reason 12: Waking up in the morning before you do Reason 13: Cat butt in the face Reason 14: Defecates to show displeasure Reason 15: They refuse to get a job Reason 16: And they sleep all day. Reason 17: Women think cats are people. Reason 18: Pretending not to understand English Reason 19: Thinking every can is full of tuna Reason 20: Climbing your leg like it’s a tree Reason 21: If cats could vote, they
wouldn’t bother. Reason 22: Bathing in your own spit is gross. Reason 23: You can’t help liking them as kittens. Reason 24: But they still grow up into cats. Reason 25: Cats knock over your stuff... Reason 26: From the top of your tallest bookshelf. Reason 27: Cats will steal their own food. Reason 28: They binge mindlessly on the spoils. Reason 29: Then they barf it all back up. Reason 30: And then cry for more food. Reason 31: Cat pee
can’t lose ‘em because the kids would notice. Reason 82: Who said only black cats were bad luck? Reason 83: They don’t pay for the furniture they destroy. Reason 84: Ancient Egyptians thought cats were gods. Reason 85: You can actually be allergic to the darn things. Reason 86: If you’re allergic to cats, they love you. Reason 87: Cat collar escape artists Reason 88: We’re starting to get “Crazy Cat Men.” Reason 89: Their cold, cold wet noses