Playing the Moldovans at Tennis

Playing the Moldovans at Tennis

Tony Hawks

Language: English

Pages: 256

ISBN: 0312280106

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Playing the Moldovans at Tennis

Tony Hawks

Language: English

Pages: 256

ISBN: 0312280106

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


It doesn't take much - "£100 is usually sufficient" - to persuade Tony Hawks to take off on notoriously bizarre and hilarious adventures in response to a bet. And so it is, a pointless argument with a friend concludes in a bet - that Tony can't beat all eleven members of the Moldovan soccer team at tennis. And with the loser of the bet agreeing to strip naked on Balham High Road and sing the Moldovan national anthem, this one was just too good to resist.

The ensuing unpredictable and often hilarious adventure sees him being taken in by Moldovan gypsies and narrowly avoid kidnap in Transnistria. It sees him smuggle his way on to the Moldovan National Team coach in Coleraine and witness (almost) divine intervention in the Holy Land.

In this inspiring and exceptionally funny book, Tony Hawks has done it again, proving against all odds that there is no reason in the world why you can't do something a bit stupid and prove all of your doubters wrong. Or at least that was the idea....

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end of the book you've just read, is sitting in my living room in London sending emails back to his family in Moldova (he's in London for a year studying for an MBA). His lovely young wife, Irina, is upstairs in the bathroom. Other guests will be arriving shortly, and an English Christmas lunch (with a heavy Moldovan influence courtesy of our honorary chef, Irina) will be enjoyed by all. We have become 'family'. * Perhaps this will make more sense if I fill you in on a few things that have

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