Porn for Women

Porn for Women

Susan Anderson

Language: English

Pages: 96

ISBN: 0811855511

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Porn for Women

Susan Anderson

Language: English

Pages: 96

ISBN: 0811855511

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really wantbeautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more!

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his older, married brother? When your guy uses the toilet, does he: A. Always lift the seat and always put it back down? B. Sometimes lift the seat and sometimes put it back down? C. Never lift the seat, splatter everywhere, and make fire truck noises? What makes you hot? A activism, 7 art, 88–89 athletes, 42–43 C cake, 66–67 cats, 20–21 childcare, 52–53, 72–73 chocolate, 76–77 cleanliness, 20–21, 22–23, 30–37, 64–65 clothes folding, 64–65 ironing, 68–69 picking out,

32–33 seat down, 38–39 toilet paper, full roll of, 44–45 towels, clean, 72–73 V vacuuming, 36–37 W warmth, 12–13 Y yoga, 86–87 What can you do to make the world safe for real Porn for Women? Share this book with a friend, a sister, or a guy who’s ready for enlightenment. Tell them about your Porn for Women fantasy. Maybe we’ll hear about it and include it in a future book. And maybe we’ll send our next book out in a plain brown wrapper. After all, this is dangerous stuff! The

10:50 P.M. Foreplay. 1:30 A.M. What would you like me to wear? How ’bout a nice, long massage? This is the way you like the shirts folded, right? Have another piece of cake. I don’t like you looking so thin. Breakfast’s on the table. I’ll have your outfit ready in five minutes. Why don’t we invite your mother over this weekend? As soon as I finish the laundry, I’ll do the grocery shopping. And I’ll take the kids with me so you can relax. Hold that

dinner? When you’re cold, does he: A. Turn up the heat, even if it makes him uncomfortable? B. Offer to get you a sweater or blanket? C. Wonder aloud how you can be cold with all that body fat? When does he bring you flowers? A. Often, and for no reason at all. B. For your birthday, anniversary, and special occasions. C. Only after you catch him sleeping with your sister. After you get a haircut, how long does it take him to notice? A. Immediately upon seeing you. B. Within a few

dinner? When you’re cold, does he: A. Turn up the heat, even if it makes him uncomfortable? B. Offer to get you a sweater or blanket? C. Wonder aloud how you can be cold with all that body fat? When does he bring you flowers? A. Often, and for no reason at all. B. For your birthday, anniversary, and special occasions. C. Only after you catch him sleeping with your sister. After you get a haircut, how long does it take him to notice? A. Immediately upon seeing you. B. Within a few

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