The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

E. Henry Thripshaw

Language: English

Pages: 431

ISBN: B017OKVERQ

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

E. Henry Thripshaw

Language: English

Pages: 431

ISBN: B017OKVERQ

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


More than 3,000 off-color jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability. This book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking than anything you’ve ever heard.

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to a font filled with holy water. St Peter greets the nuns and asks the first in line, “Is any aspect of you impure in some way?” The first nun replies hesitantly, “Well, I did once see a man’s penis.” St Peter tells her not to worry as the holy water will purify her vision. He then splashes holy water on to her eyes and allows her through the pearly gates. He asks the second nun the same thing and she replies, “I did once touch a man’s penis.” St Peter then purifes her vision and dips her

the supplies. Before he leaves, he says to the mother superior, “May I ask you a question, sister?” “Of course,” she says. “What’s a blow job?” “£25,” replies mother superior, “the same as in town.” NYMPHOMANIA I went out with this girl who was a nymphomaniac kleptomaniac. The bitch stole all my condoms. “Doctor,” the woman said to the psychiatrist, “everyone says I’m a nymphomaniac.” “I understand,” said the shrink. “But I’ll be able to take better notes if you’ll let go of my

knew him and gave him presents to say goodbye. Eventually, he got to the very last house to deliver his final letter, when the front door of the house was opened by a beautiful woman wearing nothing but a scanty robe. She grabbed his hand and took him inside. For the rest of the day and all though the night they made passionate love. The next morning when the postman awoke he thought it had all been an amazing dream. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw the beautiful, naked woman lying in the

the fat one afternoon over a cold tinny. After a while the Aussie said to the Kiwi, “If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related, mate?” The Kiwi thought about it for a couple of minutes, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he said, “Well, I’m not sure about related, mate, but it would make us even.” An Australian walks into a bar in

“FATHER!” he cried. The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, “PINOCCHIO!” An Irishman, an Australian and an Englishman are in a bar, and they notice Jesus sitting at a table in the corner, quietly drinking on his own. They each send him a drink over and he sips each one slowly. When he’s finished, Jesus walks over to the Irishman and shakes his hand and thanks him for the Guinness. “Bejesus, my arthritis has gone!” exclaims the Irishman. Jesus then thanks the

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