The Reptile Room: Or, Murder! (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2)

The Reptile Room: Or, Murder! (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2)

Lemony Snicket

Language: English

Pages: 192

ISBN: 0061146315

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

The Reptile Room: Or, Murder! (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2)

Lemony Snicket

Language: English

Pages: 192

ISBN: 0061146315

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


SOON TO BE A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.

In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odour.

In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted. Never before has a tale of three likeable and unfortunate children been quite so enchanting, or quite so uproariously unhappy.

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Das Lied von Eis und Feuer 4. Die Saat des goldenen Löwen.

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continued, as if he had not heard, “many people are jealous of me.” “I’m sure that’s true,” Violet said, puzzled. “And when people are jealous,” Uncle Monty said, shaking his head, “they will do anything. They will do crazy things. When I was getting my herpetology degree, my roommate was so envious of a new toad I had discovered that he stole and ate my only specimen. I had to X-ray his stomach, and use the X-rays rather than the toad in my presentation. And something tells me we may have a

you’ve always been clever children,” he continued. “A little too clever for my taste, but you won’t be around for long, so I’m not troubled by it.” “You’re not very clever yourself,” Klaus said fiercely. “This heavy brass lamp almost hit us, but if anything happens to my sisters or me, you’ll never get your hands on the Baudelaire fortune.” “Dear me, dear me,” Stephano said, his grimy teeth showing as he smiled. “If I wanted to harm you, orphan, your blood would already be pouring down these

received a call that there’s been a terrible accident involving a snake.” “You’re here already?” Mr. Poe asked. “But Stephano has scarcely had time to call, let alone for you to drive here.” “I believe that speed is of the essence in an emergency, don’t you?” Dr. Lucafont said. “If an autopsy is to be performed, it should be done immediately.” “Of course, of course,” Mr. Poe said quickly. “I was just surprised.” “Where is the body?” Dr. Lucafont asked, walking toward the door. “Stephano can

shuddered. “That’s awful.” “Okipi!” Sunny shrieked, apparently in agreement. “When we tell Mr. Poe about this,” Klaus said confidently, “Stephano will be arrested for Uncle Monty’s murder and sent to jail. No longer will he try to whisk us away to Peru, or threaten us with knives, or make us carry his suitcase, or anything like that.” Violet looked at her brother, her eyes wide with excitement. “Suitcase!” she said. “His suitcase!” “What are you talking about?” Klaus said quizzically, and

seconds, Violet found herself staring at the suitcases, remembering how effortless her life had been before all this trouble had set upon them, and how surprising it was to find herself in such miserable circumstances now. This may not be surprising to us, because we know how disastrous the lives of the Baudelaire orphans are, but Violet’s misfortune was constantly surprising to her and it took her a minute to push thoughts of their situation out of her head and to concentrate on what she had to

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